Thicc Like Ol' Saint Nick - Unisex Sweatshirt jesup Red serif text reads "THE

Red serif text reads "THE AMBASSADOR" flanked by small red star accents

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Rufus delivered that future tourism pitch completely straight and somehow made strip mall utopia sound like paradise

Distressed black block text reads "FLORIDA" above a black silhouette of the state with aviator sunglasses positioned on the panhandle and a small comb near the bottom left

Golden-tan distressed text reads "EL" above "GUAPO" and "100 PROOF" in ornate Western serif lettering

Thicc Like Ol' Saint Nick - Unisex Sweatshirt jesup Red serif text reads "THESanta eats billions of cookies annually with zero accountability and somehow remains the most trusted man in the world. Body positivity apparently just requires a red suit and a sleigh. The Details: A vintage cartoon portrait of a winking Santa Claus appears in red, green, and white with rosy cheeks, a bushy white beard, and a fur trimmed red hat. Bold white block text below reads "THICC LIKE OL' ST. NICK." Fit & Fabric: Style: Classic Crewneck