Fukitol - Unisex T-Shirt three rivers White hand-drawn lightning bolt stretches

White hand-drawn lightning bolt stretches horizontally in a jagged zigzag pattern across the chest

and a round nose sits at the bottom

Inspired by the one and only "Sean Connery" of Celebrity Jeopardy and a tribute to the late great

Flanking the figure

grouped in a tight portrait composition

Fukitol - Unisex T-Shirt three rivers White hand-drawn lightning bolt stretchesFukitol exists because Big Pharma already spent billions making "ask your doctor about vague existential dread" sound completely normal. Somebody just had the decency to drop the euphemism and print the actual dosage. The Details: White italic serif text reads "Ask your doctor about extra strength" above a large glossy pharmaceutical capsule split into lavender purple and golden yellow halves, with bold white sans serif text "FUKITOL" and "1000mg"