It's Not a Dad Bod It's a Father Figure - Unisex T-Shirt nerds White block text reads "GET

White block text reads "GET IT AT" above pink neon-style cursive reading "Porky's

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A gold ribbon banner displays "1985" in dark lettering

Golden-tan silhouette of California sits behind outlined navy blue block letters reading "CAL" with white fill

Bold blue outlined retro-futuristic text reads "IT'S" above and "SHOW TIME

It's Not a Dad Bod It's a Father Figure - Unisex T-Shirt nerds White block text reads "GETRebranding a gut as a "father figure" takes the same energy as calling a recliner "home office infrastructure." The belly didn't change, but now it has a title and demands respect at the cookout. The Details: Lowercase white retro rounded serif text reads "it's not a" above "dad bod it's a" in the same groovy 1970s inspired style. Bold uppercase white slab serif text reads "FATHER FIGURE" in a larger scale with a distressed vintage texture. Fit &