Mikey Swingers - Always Wait Two Days - Unisex T-Shirt Size:M Hand rendered in bold orange

Hand rendered in bold orange

Bold red uppercase text below reads "ST

Graduation requirements include surviving long enough to earn your vengeance

" A vintage hand-drawn illustration depicts Paul Bunyan in a red flannel shirt and suspenders

Dad bods operate in a varsity letterman framework despite a training regimen built entirely around pasta at 10 PM

Mikey Swingers - Always Wait Two Days - Unisex T-Shirt Size:M Hand rendered in bold orangeMikey's two day rule lasted about forty five seconds before he speed dialed his way into answering machine infamy. Six messages deep is not money, baby, and everyone knows it from personal experience. Inspired by Swingers. The Details: Arched distressed white block text reads "ALWAYS" above a posterized illustration of Mikey in a white tank top, holding a brick sized 90s phone with an extended antenna to his ear. Below, matching distressed white block