American As Apple Pie - Women's T-Shirt fight rendered in a clean single-color

rendered in a clean single-color graphic style with minimal detail lines defining the ear

Distressed white block text in a weathered screen-print style reads "YOU CAN'T MAKE EVERYBODY HAPPY

The Massillon Tigers were an early professional football team based in Massillon

Bold block text reads "SKYSCRAPERS" above a cartoon anthropomorphic skyscraper character in a batting stance holding a baseball bat

Every word on that sign is a trap waiting for some poor stranger to read it aloud at a cookout

American As Apple Pie - Women's T-Shirt fight rendered in a clean single-colorApple pie became America's entire personality because no one wanted to claim the runner up, which was probably manifest destiny or ranch dressing. Stamping "as" on an apple like a rebus puzzle is the most aggressively sincere thing since a town bicentennial float. The Details: Curved cream serif text reads "American" in a vintage style with distressed texture. A retro illustration of an apple pie slice in tan and golden tones sits beside a red apple