Chopper Sic Balls - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Heather Kelly Killian's network turned snuff television

Killian's network turned snuff television into appointment viewing and somehow kept the sponsors happy

Wholesome clip art canoe guys have no idea they're paddling straight into the most regrettable Google search at your barbecue

Seeing that end credit hit means the last two hours involved at least three Mexican standoffs and an impeccable jukebox

Snooty gatekeepers fold every time confidence walks in wearing a leather jacket

Distressed golden-yellow script reads "Axel Foley's" above bold white block text "BANANA" and white serif text "IN THE TAILPIPE

Chopper Sic Balls - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Heather Kelly Killian's network turned snuff televisionChopper's reputation for targeting specific anatomy is the most effective piece of propaganda in Castle Rock. Turns out the deadliest junkyard dog ever is just a golden retriever who wants belly rubs. Inspired by Stand By Me. The Details: Arched distressed white serif text reads "CHOPPER" above a vintage hand drawn white illustration of Chopper, a happy Golden Retriever with its tongue out and a wide, dopey grin. Bold distressed white block text below