Santa's Lil' Helper - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Heather Emerald Cutting pizza with scissors is

Cutting pizza with scissors is the first sign you're dealing with a cop who considers due process a mild suggestion

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Signing off with wartime broadcast gravity while your suit reeks of Sex Panther takes a special kind of delusion

Circular navy blue border with dashed inner lines surrounds a white disc containing curved red text reading "SHO'NUFF" across the top and "ALL STAR" across the bottom

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Santa's Lil' Helper - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Heather Emerald Cutting pizza with scissors isElves leaning against whiskey bottles like old drinking buddies tells you everything about what "helper" really means in December. Santa gets the credit, but whiskey is the one actually getting you through the in law dinner. The Details: A vintage hand drawn illustration depicts a grinning elf in a green outfit, red belt, red and white striped stockings, and pointed hat, leaning against an oversized amber whiskey bottle labeled "WHISKEY" with a cork