My Retirement Plan is Societal Collapse - Unisex T-Shirt Size:5XL Bold Western script below reads

Bold Western script below reads "WACO

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Distressed navy-blue upward-pointing arrow sits above bold weathered navy-blue block text reading "PIE HOLE

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Large white distressed block text reads "UNCLE ROMAN'S BOAT RENTALS" above smaller orange and yellow condensed text reading "BLOW SOME COIN ON A KICK-ASS DRAG BOAT

My Retirement Plan is Societal Collapse - Unisex T-Shirt Size:5XL Bold Western script below readsSaving for retirement assumes there's going to be a functioning economy to retire into, which is historically optimistic. Societal collapse at least has the decency not to charge a management fee. The Details: Black distressed text in a rounded retro font reads "MY RETIREMENT PLAN IS" above larger, heavier black block letters reading "SOCIETAL COLLAPSE." Below, a 1930s rubber hose style cartoon bomb character with a smiling face, white gloves, and