That's What She Said - Unisex Sweatshirt Color:Red Distressed white italic text reads

Distressed white italic text reads "You gonna do somethin' or just" above large weathered western-style block letters reading "STAND there and BLEED

polka dot tie

Large green bottle in a retro product label parody style displays white text reading "ESTD" and "1985" flanking cursive "Biff's" above bold red and black "2 Coat Wax" and "ORIGINAL

standing behind a massive steak platter

golden-orange flowing mane

That's What She Said - Unisex Sweatshirt Color:Red Distressed white italic text readsFormatting a middle school joke like a Hemingway quote is the kind of misplaced confidence that deserves its own TED talk. The cursive and tasteful attribution are doing more heavy lifting than the actual punchline, which never even finishes the sentence. The Details: Flowing white script text reads "That's what." with elegant swashes on the capital T. Below, a smaller bold all caps white sans serif attribution reads " SHE" preceded by a dash,