Chick Magnet - Women's T-Shirt Color:Dark Grey Heather Unemployment benefits don't cover that

Unemployment benefits don't cover that level of self-promotion

Delusional optimism is just regular optimism with better stories

Dusty ponchos and flexible ethics are the only dress code that matters

The Magna Carta font really sells it

A navy blue circle with three small dots resembling a bowling ball contains hand-lettered white text reading "BOWL

Chick Magnet - Women's T-Shirt Color:Dark Grey Heather Unemployment benefits don't cover thatCalling yourself a chick magnet is technically accurate if the chick is a cartoon and the magnet is a visual pun your dad would high five you for. Science has yet to confirm any actual magnetic properties. The Details: Cartoon yellow baby chick faces right toward three white lightning bolt action lines suggesting magnetic pull. A red and silver horseshoe magnet appears on the right side, completing the visual rebus pun. Distressed texture throughout