American Dibs On The Moon - Classic Foam Trucker Hat Color:Black Arched white text reads "MAKE

Arched white text reads "MAKE YA SHOES LOOK LIKE F*CKING MIRRORS

White block text below reads "Helps You Prove Others Are Dumb

or just appreciate an era where law enforcement was handled with a radio call and a steady hand

A row of white silhouetted figures stands beneath in a high-contrast woodcut style

A vintage horror-style illustration depicts a grinning skeleton in a flowing orange and red hooded robe

American Dibs On The Moon - Classic Foam Trucker Hat Color:Black Arched white text reads "MAKEPlanting a flag on the moon cost $25 billion, which is the most expensive game of dibs in human history. Turns out the entire Cold War space race had the same legal framework as calling shotgun on the way to Applebee's. The Details: Two astronauts in white spacesuits plant a red, white, and blue American flag on a cratered gray lunar surface, surrounded by white stars and four pointed starbursts. Large distressed white block text below reads "DIBS."