Brad Hamilton - Captain Hook Fish & Chips - Unisex Tank Top airplane1 mouth slightly open with raised

mouth slightly open with raised eyebrows

A monochromatic peach-toned illustration depicts John Matrix shirtless

gripping an M134 minigun

Inspired by Fast Times at Ridgemont High

Killian raising those arms isn't victory

Brad Hamilton - Captain Hook Fish & Chips - Unisex Tank Top airplane1 mouth slightly open with raisedEarning Employee of the Month right before telling customers exactly where to shove their fish is the most beautifully doomed achievement in fast food history. Keeping that pirate hat on was apparently the hill worth dying on. Inspired by Fast Times at Ridgemont High. The Details: A digital illustration of Brad Hamilton in a pirate tricorn hat with skull and crossbones sits above white text reading "May" and "1982." Bold white Western serif text reads