Mind If I Smoke? - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:2XL Dark red serif text below

Dark red serif text below reads "LAW SCHOOL

the son-in-law of Harry Gordon—owner of the legendary Churchill Downs Race and Sports Book on the Strip—the Derby Turf Club closed its doors in 1982

a white rooster with a red comb and yellow feet stands beside a red and yellow swirl lollipop on a white stick

Retro extruded cyan text reads "POST NUT CLARITY" with parallel line detailing within the letterforms

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Mind If I Smoke? - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:2XL Dark red serif text belowAsking "mind if I smoke" used to be a courtesy, now it's a threat involving a forty minute monologue about bark consistency and the butcher paper versus foil debate. Cigarettes lost the culture war to a brisket alarm set for 4 AM. The Details: White bold hand drawn uppercase text reads "MIND IF I SMOKE?" nestled within a billowing smoke cloud rendered in white. Below, a gray blue illustration depicts a barrel style BBQ smoker on legs with a closed lid