I Witnessed Thornton Melon's Triple Lindy - Unisex T-Shirt merced Arched dark brown distressed serif

Arched dark brown distressed serif text reads "COFFEE" above a 1950s rubber-hose-style cartoon coffee cup mascot with a smiling face

Some alleys were just lanes and shoes

Large golden-yellow weathered block text reads "BEACH" at the bottom

" A distressed golden-yellow illustration of a cowboy pitcher in mid-throw

Surrounding "Jolly AF" with candy canes and prancing reindeer is the graphic design equivalent of a choir boy flipping you off behind the hymnal

I Witnessed Thornton Melon's Triple Lindy - Unisex T-Shirt merced Arched dark brown distressed serifPulling off a dive nobody's landed in decades requires either elite athleticism or total ignorance of physics. Thornton Melon brought both and the judges still gave him the win. Inspired by Back to School. The Details: White text reads "I WITNESSED THORNTON MELON'S" above large bold text reading "TRIPLE LINDY" beside a white silhouette of a diver and a multi level diving platform. A ribbon banner below contains "1986" flanked by two stars, with "GLU