Ask Your Mom if I'm Real - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Color:Black and black bow tie sits

and black bow tie sits centered between distressed red vertical stripes

" above and "WHO'S GARY

1 SOUTH OF HOLLYWOOD

This was supposed to be the summer that changed everything

The shirt knows exactly what it did

Ask Your Mom if I'm Real - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Color:Black and black bow tie sitsSanta winking while telling kids to ask their mom if he's real is the most unhinged way to announce an affair since the invention of Christmas cards. Dad's not mad about the lie, he's mad about the chimney. The Details: Distressed white block text arches across the top reading "ASK YOUR MOM." A retro cartoon winking Santa face in a red and white hat with a large white beard sits centered, flanked by green holly leaves with red berries. Curved