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Blaming the ocean for your personality is the most honest thing anyone's done on vacation

A navy and red vintage illustration depicts a streamlined restaurant building with a tall vertical neon sign reading "SANDWICHES" and "ROBERTS

José finally getting proper attribution for his most famous quote is long overdue

Waikiki's legendary Waikikian opened in 1956 as a Polynesian-themed escape on the shores of Oahu

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