Rollerdrome - Bremerton, WA - Vintage Roller Rink - Unisex Sweatshirt montebello Celebrating a successful bowel movement

Celebrating a successful bowel movement with the enthusiasm of a stick figure who just won the decathlon suggests the bar for personal victory has never been lower

opening in the 1920s when downtown was the beating heart of the city

A small yellow lightning bolt icon anchors the bottom edge

Red cursive text reads "Willow Lounge" on either side

Inspired by Ted

Rollerdrome - Bremerton, WA - Vintage Roller Rink - Unisex Sweatshirt montebello Celebrating a successful bowel movementPenguins already waddle like they're one gust of wind away from a full yard sale, so putting one on roller skates is just honest advertising. Bremerton made the most accurate portrait of every human's first hour on wheels. The Details: Bold black illustration depicts a penguin in a jaunty skating pose, flippers outstretched, rolling on quad skates. Diagonal black text across the body reads "BREMERTON," "ROLLERDROME," and "WASHINGTON" in stacked block