Mele Kalikimaka Christmas - 3/4 Sleeve Raglan T-Shirt 40s " with a hyphen splitting

" with a hyphen splitting the pun

and "CALIFORNIA" to the right along the bottom

Bold white uppercase serif text below reads "URBAN ACHIEVER

which is either a win or the saddest thing at the table

Arched golden-cream serif text reads "Expert Of The Occult" above "Obtainer Of Rare Antiquities

Mele Kalikimaka Christmas - 3/4 Sleeve Raglan T-Shirt 40s " with a hyphen splittingStringing Christmas lights on a palm tree is the decorating equivalent of drinking eggnog out of a coconut. Connecticut has questions, but Hawaii has mai tais, and mai tais win every argument. The Details: Retro hand lettered cream script reads "Mele Kalikimaka" across two lines, surrounded by scattered yellow, red, and blue stars and sparkles. A green palm tree strung with multicolored lights stands beside a tropical beach scene with blue water,