I'm Not Drunk I'm Patriotic - Unisex T-Shirt steubenville Retro 1970s cream cursive text

Retro 1970s cream cursive text outlined in golden-orange reads "Santa's Favorite Ho" below

Inspired by Revenge of the Nerds

Distressed blue sans-serif text below reads "167TH and COLUMBIA" and "HAMMOND

nestled between Bundy and Barrington during the mid-century era

and yellow stands upright on a red base

I'm Not Drunk I'm Patriotic - Unisex T-Shirt steubenville Retro 1970s cream cursive textCracking a beer surrounded by stars like it's a government seal makes day drinking look like a branch of the military. Nobody's ever lost an argument that starts with "I'm not drunk, I'm patriotic" on the Fourth of July. The Details: Arched distressed white block text reads "I'M NOT DRUNK" above a white illustration of a hand cracking open a beer can, surrounded by scattered white stars in varying sizes forming a circular arrangement. Curved