I Would Like My Straight Jacket In Hot Pink & My Helmet To Sparkle Tee tequila probably you—and this tee gets

probably you—and this tee gets it

or that coworker who lives for happy hour

The gift for the friend who sends memes instead of amends

so you feel fantastic (even after those tacos at lunch)

It’s not just about the fabric—it’s about finally wearing your sense of humor on your sleeve and letting the world know your upgraded status

I Would Like My Straight Jacket In Hot Pink & My Helmet To Sparkle Tee tequila probably you—and this tee getsThis sassy tee is perfect for everyday wear. Dress it up or down with your favorite jeans & cardigan or make a statement as you run off to the grocery store. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering! 100% soft ring spun cotton (fabric content may vary for different colors) only gets softer with every wash! True to size Ethically made DTG printed with love Size guide LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches)