Stay Strapped or Get Clapped - Unisex T-Shirt comedy curling two gray dumbbells at

curling two gray dumbbells at shoulder height

" Large curved cream text below reads "BLOOD BANK

and red hat with white fur trim

and zero drinkable cocktails

both rendered in a distressed illustration style forming a rebus puzzle

Stay Strapped or Get Clapped - Unisex T-Shirt comedy curling two gray dumbbells atA founding philosophy so efficient it barely needed a Constitution. Attributed here to George Washington, 1776, which makes it historically accurate enough. The Details: A large red vintage engraving portrait of George Washington wearing a blue paisley bandana across his forehead anchors the design. Old English gothic blue script below reads "Stay Strapped Or Get Clapped" with red attribution "~George Washington, 1776" beneath. Two color red and blue