Fragile Balls Handle With Care - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:S Inspired by Big Trouble in

Inspired by Big Trouble in Little China

" A retro cartoon illustration depicts Jesus Christ and Santa Claus sitting side by side in a golden sleigh

A white speech bubble reads "I'M NOT A PLAYER" beside a cartoon nutcracker soldier in a red top hat

Ribbed cuffs and taped neck/shoulders for durability

it was the longest course in Las Vegas at the time

Fragile Balls Handle With Care - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:S Inspired by Big Trouble inFragile balls requiring careful handling is either a Christmas ornament label or a very honest urology brochure. December just happens to be the one month both interpretations get equal airtime. The Details: Arched golden tan serif text reads "FRAGILE BALLS" above green pine branches with two hanging ornaments, one red orange and one golden yellow, suspended from dark caps and hooks. A scalloped border frames the bottom text reading "HANDLE WITH