Well Hung Christmas - Unisex T-Shirt Size:S Arched burnt-orange text reads "BLOOMINGTON"

Arched burnt-orange text reads "BLOOMINGTON" above larger distressed orange display text reading "BENGALS

wearing a small cap with baseball stitching across its body

exhaust stack

flanked by "Estd" and "1980" in smaller white serif type

and no bones

Well Hung Christmas - Unisex T-Shirt Size:S Arched burnt-orange text reads "BLOOMINGTON"Stockings hung by the chimney with care have never needed a double entendre, but here we are. Plausible deniability doing more heavy lifting than Santa's entire reindeer fleet. The Details: Bold white rounded text reads "Well Hung" in a retro style. Below, a distressed illustration depicts an oversized golden yellow stocking with a white fur cuff hanging from a brick fireplace mantel draped in green pine garland with small wrapped gifts tucked in. Fit