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Navy spaced text below reads "Newport Beach

Distressed white uppercase block text reads "MY OTHER T-SHIRT IS HILARIOUS" in a bold sans-serif font with a heavy weathered texture across the lettering

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Uncle Roman's Boat Rentals - Women's T-Shirt witchita Navy spaced text below readsRoman Craig's business model is exactly what happens when a guy who mooches vacations discovers drag boats and zero liability insurance. Lake Potowotominimac deserved better. Inspired by The Great Outdoors. The Details: Arched distressed white text reads "LAKE POTOWOTOMINIMAC, WI" above a posterized portrait of Roman Craig in a cap and sunglasses, flanked by orange and yellow flame graphics, two white stars, and horizontal retro stripes in white,