Fragile Balls Handle With Care - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:4XL Inspired by The Empire Strikes

Inspired by The Empire Strikes Back

A wooden soldier whose entire job description is crushing nuts probably didn't need the speech bubble

Distressed navy block text at top reads "PARTY TIME IN THE" flanked by red stars

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Golden-cream serif text in a classical Roman style below reads "ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED

Fragile Balls Handle With Care - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:4XL Inspired by The Empire StrikesFragile balls requiring careful handling is either a Christmas ornament label or a very honest urology brochure. December just happens to be the one month both interpretations get equal airtime. The Details: Arched golden tan serif text reads "FRAGILE BALLS" above green pine branches with two hanging ornaments, one red orange and one golden yellow, suspended from dark caps and hooks. A scalloped border frames the bottom text reading "HANDLE WITH