Ben Drankin' Founding Father - Unisex Hoodie Size:XL Large Marge picked up one

Large Marge picked up one hitchhiker and scared an entire generation into never accepting rides from strangers

the other half will switch grocery store aisles

Spilling sodium is just passive-aggressive seasoning at this point

Arched black sans-serif text reads "GEORGIA STATE LEAGUE | CLASS D" and "BASEBALL CLUB" above "JESUP

Golden-yellow and black circular badge with white stars flanking arched text reading "SPICOLI'S" at the top

Ben Drankin' Founding Father - Unisex Hoodie Size:XL Large Marge picked up oneBen Franklin spent years in Paris allegedly doing diplomacy but actually just drinking everything the French put in front of him. Naming a fake beer after him is less a joke and more a historically accurate label. The Details: A limited color illustration depicts Benjamin Franklin in a blue colonial coat with gold buttons and a white ruffled cravat, hoisting a golden pint glass. White serif text below reads "FOUNDING FATHER" above larger white serif