Thou May Ingest a Satchel of Richards v2 - 3/4 Sleeve Raglan T-Shirt Size:S with "CLASS D BASEBALL CLUB"

with "CLASS D BASEBALL CLUB" and "NORTH CAROLINA STATE LEAGUE" in smaller navy type beneath

with bold blue text "COLT LANES" arched along the lower curve

In a city already devoted to the game

making his Shabbos stance the most sincere act of faith ever delivered while screaming at a bowling scheduler

Bold white block text reads "K-12 CHAMPION" above italic script reading "Defeated Roy Stalin on One Ski

Thou May Ingest a Satchel of Richards v2 - 3/4 Sleeve Raglan T-Shirt Size:S with "CLASS D BASEBALL CLUB"Translating "eat a bag of dicks" into medieval English and slapping it on a tapestry style knight is the most effort anyone has ever put into plausible deniability. Half the people reading this shirt are doing Latin root analysis at a barbecue. The Details: A medieval manuscript style illustration shows an armored knight riding a horse draped in a red and gold caparison, walking across a grassy ground in muted earth tones. Golden blackletter text