Disappointments All of You - Unisex Tank Top manitowoc with "ALL THE PROS DO

with "ALL THE PROS DO IT" arched above and "YEA YEA

" and "1879" flanking a vintage hand-drawn illustration of a bearded baseball player in a 19th-century uniform standing in a batting stance

and everyone else at the cookout is biting through their lip trying not to lose it

Golfers printing "your hole is my goal" on their clothes have found the one sport where the double entendre is also a legitimate strategic statement

above distressed golden-yellow block text reading "FITCHBURG" and large flowing cream script reading "Foxes" with a golden-yellow decorative swoosh

Disappointments All of You - Unisex Tank Top manitowoc with "ALL THE PROS DOOmniscience means watching humanity's browser history in real time with no way to close the tab. Apparently the open arms pose is less about unconditional love and more about exasperated parenting. The Details: Arched black block text reads "DISAPPOINTMENTS" above a vintage hand drawn illustration of Jesus Christ with arms outstretched. Golden yellow radiating sunburst rays extend behind the figure. Curved black block text below reads "ALL OF YOU."