I Would Have Chosen Duckie - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:3XL and pickaxe catches a baseball

and pickaxe catches a baseball beside yellow script reading "Baseball Club

so pixelated meme sunglasses are honestly the most historically accurate upgrade

Inspired by Pee Wee's Playhouse

A black and white sailboat illustration sits beside bold black text reading "ROLLER RINK

Mixed drinks about feelings is just therapy with better garnish and worse health outcomes

I Would Have Chosen Duckie - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:3XL and pickaxe catches a baseballChoosing Duckie is basically admitting the test audiences were cowards and Blane's spine had the structural integrity of a wet prom corsage. That lip sync to "Try a Little Tenderness" deserved a better ending than a consolation dance. Inspired by Pretty in Pink. The Details: Distressed rounded pink lettering reads "I WOULD HAVE CHOSEN" above bold pink Western style serif text reading "DUCKIE." A high contrast portrait of Duckie Dale in pink, white,