Station - Bill & Ted - Unisex Tank Top waikiki The informational value is zero

The informational value is zero but the commitment is genuinely unsettling

Mikey's two-day rule lasted about forty-five seconds before he speed-dialed his way into answering machine infamy

Two red five-pointed stars flank distressed white stencil text reading "THIS ONE'S" above blue text reading "FOR" and "YOU" on either side of a gray Aiwa portable cassette player labeled "AUTOREVERSE

Black uppercase text below reads "LOS ANGELES

Mixed drinks about feelings is just therapy with better garnish and worse health outcomes

Station - Bill & Ted - Unisex Tank Top waikiki The informational value is zeroBuilding good robot usses from hardware store junk requires a genius whose entire vocabulary is one word shouted at different volumes. Celebratory confused strongman energy is the only language that matters. Inspired by Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey. The Details: Gray posterized illustration of Station depicts the merged alien figure with arms raised overhead, one hand open and one in a fist. Hot pink italic block text below reads "STATION!" with yellow