Updog - Unisex Tank Top birmingham White geometric outlines of a

White geometric outlines of a triangle and angular parallelogram frame the composition in a 1980s synthwave style

A vintage hand-drawn woman on roller skates appears beside red text reading "PLEDGES TO BUILD: MORALE STAMINA PHYSICAL FITNESS

and a brown mustache stands at the top

" A vintage hand-drawn illustration in black

Distressed white uppercase serif text below reads "STOP STARING AT MY COCK

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