Sanderson Bed & Breakfast ESTD 1693 - Women's T-Shirt keokuk Arched blue block text reads

Arched blue block text reads "CLARKSVILLE" above a cartoon colt mascot in a blue uniform and cap

with "CLASS D BASEBALL CLUB" and "NORTH CAROLINA STATE LEAGUE" in smaller navy type beneath

Bright cyan block text reads "FLANAGAN'S" above a thin neon-style circle crossed by two diagonal parallel lines in matching cyan

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Large brush-stroke white text reads "THE BUTCHER" above yellow italic text reading "of" and bold red block letters reading "BAKERSFIELD

Sanderson Bed & Breakfast ESTD 1693 - Women's T-Shirt keokuk Arched blue block text readsBooking a bed and breakfast run by three witches who eat children suggests the Yelp reviews are either nonexistent or written under duress. Continental breakfast is just whatever they found in your pockets after you stopped breathing. The Details: Arched orange text spells out "SANDERSON" in a serif font. A tan and black illustration of a rustic house with a water wheel sits in the center, flanked vertically by the text "ESTD" on the left and "1693"