Crack Addict Nutcracker - Women's T-Shirt Size:M George Costanza's face below

George Costanza's face below

Andy proved the only thing harder than prison walls is a patient man with a rock hammer

Serif white text reads "CLUB" below the emblem

Cannoli from this place never come with strings attached

" and "Red River Valley League" surrounding the character

Crack Addict Nutcracker - Women's T-Shirt Size:M George Costanza's face belowNutcrackers have exactly one job and this one went ahead and made it a lifestyle. Somewhere a grandmother is reading that shirt, doing the math, and choosing violence at the dessert table. The Details: Vintage hand drawn illustration of a nutcracker in a red and green military uniform with a tall green hat dotted in white, gold brown face with a white mustache, flanked by scattered white snowflakes. Ornate white gothic serif text below reads "Crack