Lo Pan's Sorcery Academy - Unisex T-Shirt Size:2XL An orange ribbon banner reads

An orange ribbon banner reads "CAMPGROUNDS" in white text

Somehow that single missing letter communicates more foreign policy than any State Department briefing ever could

A small white takeout container icon sits between "TAKEOUT" and "DELIVERY" at the bottom

standing behind a massive steak platter

Bear-hugging a Christmas tree with that much intensity suggests the tree owes him money or he's auditioning for a Hallmark movie where the love interest is lumber

Lo Pan's Sorcery Academy - Unisex T-Shirt Size:2XL An orange ribbon banner readsEnrollment at a two thousand year old sorcery academy means twelve semesters on green eyed bride acquisition and a mandatory elective in looking terrifying while Thunder does the heavy lifting. Lo Pan's curriculum is mostly monologues and lightning fingers. Inspired by Big Trouble in Little China. The Details: A high contrast posterized illustration depicts Lo Pan in an ornate headdress, arms outstretched with long gnarled fingernails, surrounded by