Directed by John Carpenter - Unisex T-Shirt Size:2XL " and "WE DON'T RENT

" and "WE DON'T RENT PIGS

Ordering pizza to a history class is the kind of power move that requires absolute spiritual conviction and zero long-term planning

Getting it wrong means your squat rack privileges and kneecaps are permanently revoked

A small white silhouette of a rock hammer sits centered beneath the text

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Directed by John Carpenter - Unisex T-Shirt Size:2XL " and "WE DON'T RENTRolling credits before the first frame hits tell you everything, because that golden Albertus font is basically a binding contract for dread. Synthesizers and paranoia are included at no extra charge. Inspired by John Carpenter Films. The Details: Distressed golden yellow text in an Albertus style serif typeface reads "DIRECTED BY" across the upper line. Larger, bolder lettering below reads "JOHN CARPENTER," replicating the weathered look of late