Weapons of Grass Destruction - Unisex T-Shirt paris swings a brown baseball bat

swings a brown baseball bat

a red stripe along the lower panel

rendered in golden-yellow cheese

a smiling face

Red serif text reading "BLOW ME" sits inside a rounded rectangular badge with a red outline below the cartridge

Weapons of Grass Destruction - Unisex T-Shirt paris swings a brown baseball batGolf divots classified as war crimes would honestly explain why the course marshal drives around like he's on patrol. Pentagon briefings have less tactical intensity than a guy named Dave explaining his sand wedge preference. The Details: A white distressed illustration of a golf bag on stand legs with multiple clubs protruding sits above the text, angled slightly. Stencil style white text below reads "WEAPONS OF" in smaller letters, "GRASS" in