Upschitz Creek - Unisex T-Shirt Size:M Merrill's 507-foot record and 466

Merrill's 507-foot record and 466 strikeouts finally make sense when the pitch comes from another galaxy

Flavortown's last stop is a Liberty Medical commercial

Blue cursive script reads "Johnny Unitas'" above a horseshoe enclosing a bowling pin and ball

text reading "Satriale's Pork Store

Every Fourth of July proves the country celebrates its birthday less like a dignified nation and more like someone who just got bottle service at the club

Upschitz Creek - Unisex T-Shirt Size:M Merrill's 507-foot record and 466pschitz Creek has been renting canoes without paddles since 1943, which is less a business model and more a confession. Somehow the umlaut makes the whole operation feel classier than it deserves. The Details: Weathered golden yellow block text reads "PSCHITZ" above "CREEK" with "ESTD" and "1943" flanking the sides. A winding light blue creek flows through olive green pine trees in a vintage hand drawn illustration style, with a wood grain canoe in