Gassquatch - Unisex T-Shirt ridgeville corners with "AND GET OUT" and

with "AND GET OUT" and "OF HERE" in smaller distressed white lettering below

Chris Knight treats hazardous materials like a personality trait and sincerity like a war crime

" White italic script at the bottom reads "Odessa

Black line art of a telephone handset with a cord stretches across the top alongside the number "946-3966" and italic text reading "ALWAYS A FRIENDLY WELCOME AT

Golden-yellow text reads "HANS ISLAND" above a split date "19" and "73" flanking a square emblem with a stylized claw symbol

Gassquatch - Unisex T-Shirt ridgeville corners with "AND GET OUT" andSasquatch remaining undetected for centuries makes more sense once you realize every hiker within a mile radius already evacuated. Cryptozoologists keep searching the woods, but their noses found the evidence years ago. The Details: Large orange red circle sits behind a dark brown silhouette of Sasquatch in the classic Patterson Gimlin mid stride pose, with a brown fart cloud and motion lines trailing behind. Distressed dark brown chunky serif text