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Johnny's face replacing Jefferson on the two dollar bill is the promotion earned through sheer psychotic persistence

Fit'ness pizza in my mouth requires more dedication than most gym memberships

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I Can't - Unisex Tank Top Size:M Johnny's face replacing Jefferson onParenting a youth athlete means your entire social calendar got replaced by a vague sense that somebody has to be somewhere by 5: 30. Declining invitations with "or something" is just the polite version of admitting you lost control of your own schedule months ago. The Details: Arched distressed white block text reads "I CAN'T" across the top. Below, stacked centered white text in a slightly smaller weight reads "MY KID HAS PRACTICE, OR A GAME, OR