G.I. Jose - Long Sleeve T-Shirt best " Three overlapping stylized bowling

" Three overlapping stylized bowling pins in gold

The golden record provides a way to communicate the story of Earth to extraterrestrials

Bold cyan text reads "HARRY ELLIS" above a high-contrast stencil-art portrait of Harry Ellis lounging back in a suit

Bold white text below reads "IS IN-TENTS

" A circular crest bordered by chains and laurel wreaths contains a distressed illustration of Maximus mid-attack

G.I. Jose - Long Sleeve T-Shirt best " Three overlapping stylized bowlingG. I. Jos took the most aggressively patriotic toy branding the Pentagon ever accidentally created for seven year olds and just swapped in an accent mark and a flag. The template didn't even flinch, which says more about the original than the parody. The Details: Bold white italic sans serif text reads "G. I. JOS" with a green star embedded in the letter "I," followed by horizontal stripes in green, white, and red extending to the right. Smaller white