Number 4 From Mike Damone's Five Point Plan - Unisex Hoodie carson city rendered with distressed halftone texture

rendered with distressed halftone texture throughout

with a checkered stripe detail to the right and "NYC" in a yellow oval below

Curved black bold sans-serif text reads "DON'T BE A" across the top

Fleeing to Mexico and insisting on a bald eagle backdrop proves the delusion never rests

Golden-yellow and black circular badge with white stars flanking arched text reading "SPICOLI'S" at the top

Number 4 From Mike Damone's Five Point Plan - Unisex Hoodie carson city rendered with distressed halftone textureOrdering linguine and white clam sauce for someone who didn't ask is peak five point plan energy. Damone's unearned swagger remains the gold standard of delusional teenage confidence. Inspired by Fast Times at Ridgemont High. The Details: Red serif text in a vintage trattoria style reads "The lady will have the linguine and white clam sauce" above a second line reading "and a Coke with no ice." A small black illustration of a soda glass sits left of