Brad Hamilton - Captain Hook Fish & Chips - Long Sleeve T-Shirt TV A gray crosscut saw banner

A gray crosscut saw banner with brown handles displays dark block serif text reading "JOHN MATRIX

Stalkers with a zero percent survival rate make for the worst squad since every last one got bodied by their own gimmick on live television

White uppercase text below reads "NOW YOU STICK TO THAT

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Captain Freedom retiring from televised murder to sell fitness tapes is the most honest career pivot in television history

Brad Hamilton - Captain Hook Fish & Chips - Long Sleeve T-Shirt TV A gray crosscut saw bannerEarning Employee of the Month right before telling customers exactly where to shove their fish is the most beautifully doomed achievement in fast food history. Keeping that pirate hat on was apparently the hill worth dying on. Inspired by Fast Times at Ridgemont High. The Details: A digital illustration of Brad Hamilton in a pirate tricorn hat with skull and crossbones sits above white text reading "May" and "1982." Bold white Western serif text reads