American As Apple Pie - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:XL Below the banner

Below the banner

Bold navy serif text arched across the top reads "TEA BAGGING" with "ENGLAND" in larger block letters directly below

Bold black arched text reads "HOORAY FOR" above large black rounded text reading "BOOBIES

and an enthusiastic open-mouthed grin

This design is perfect for fans of classic detective shows

American As Apple Pie - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:XL Below the bannerApple pie became America's entire personality because no one wanted to claim the runner up, which was probably manifest destiny or ranch dressing. Stamping "as" on an apple like a rebus puzzle is the most aggressively sincere thing since a town bicentennial float. The Details: Curved cream serif text reads "American" in a vintage style with distressed texture. A retro illustration of an apple pie slice in tan and golden tones sits beside a red apple