Unpainted Arizona - Unisex Tank Top Size:S Slapping a no smoking sign

Slapping a no smoking sign on it is just responsible interstellar travel

Inspired by Predator

Large green bottle in a retro product label parody style displays white text reading "ESTD" and "1985" flanking cursive "Biff's" above bold red and black "2 Coat Wax" and "ORIGINAL

The Details:

" A small white electric guitar silhouette sits centered at the bottom

Unpainted Arizona - Unisex Tank Top Size:S Slapping a no smoking signUnpainted Arizona treating itself like a heritage brand with legacy cachet is exactly the kind of strip mall delusion Ed would never question. Slapping Est. 1987 on discount furniture merch is a loyalty oath only the right people decode. Inspired by Raising Arizona. The Details: Stylized green tree with a broad, flat canopy sits to the upper left. Distressed tan text in an angular southwestern font reads "Unpainted Arizona" below, with "Est. 1987"