Schooner Tuna - Unisex Tank Top Size:L CA" at the bottom

CA" at the bottom

Overlapping geometric triangle outlines in cyan and magenta frame the text from behind

" A red cylindrical can lies on its side in a white spill puddle beneath

" A vintage sketch-style portrait of Sam Rothstein in a plaid suit jacket with arms crossed appears between two golden-orange stars beside blue script reading "Featuring

so handing him a Solo cup is less parody than biography

Schooner Tuna - Unisex Tank Top Size:L CA" at the bottomSchooner Tuna expects you to emotionally bond with a dead fish in a can, and honestly the mascot's commitment is more convincing than Jack's commitment to not waxing the floor. Corporate pride never recovered. Inspired by Mr. Mom. The Details: Distressed white bold text reads "SCHOONER TUNA" across the top. Below, a cartoon tuna mascot stands upright, grinning with wide eyes and holding a flag bearing a heart symbol. Stacked white text to the right