I Ate An Old 96er - Unisex Tank Top Size:2XL Finishing a 96er earns you

Finishing a 96er earns you a free meal and what appears to be a near-death experience at a Wisconsin lodge

just the raw nerve to demand a keg with zero social anxiety

Framing a guy for a massacre he tried to stop and then putting a tip line on the wanted poster is peak government efficiency

Johnny's face replacing Jefferson on the two dollar bill is the promotion earned through sheer psychotic persistence

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I Ate An Old 96er - Unisex Tank Top Size:2XL Finishing a 96er earns youFinishing a 96er earns you a free meal and what appears to be a near death experience at a Wisconsin lodge. Chet Ripley ate the bone just to prove a point nobody asked him to make. Inspired by The Great Outdoors. The Details: Arched distressed white serif text reads "I ATE AN" across the top. A large illustrated cut of beef rendered in red and pink tones with visible marbling detail sits centered below. Straight distressed white serif text reads "OLD