David S. Pumpkins - Any Questions? - 3/4 Sleeve Raglan T-Shirt Size:M " surrounding a detailed green

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Santa hoisting a beer with mall Santa energy means he's about to attempt something on a frozen rooftop that ends up on the local news

Every British person within fifty yards will choke on their tea while grandma compliments the lovely anchor

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David S. Pumpkins - Any Questions? - 3/4 Sleeve Raglan T-Shirt Size:M " surrounding a detailed greenDavid S. Pumpkins is his own genre, somewhere between fever dream and deliberate act of comedic terrorism. Nobody has ever answered the question, and at this point nobody ever will. The Details: David S. Pumpkins stands center in an orange and black pumpkin patterned suit, flanked by two skeleton dancers in purple jackets with white wild hair and red face paint. White jagged text below reads "ANY QUESTIONS?" Fit & Fabric: Solid Colors: 100% Ring Spun