Keep Earth Clean It Isn't Uranus - Women's T-Shirt Size:2XL Corporate's idea of hazard pay

Corporate's idea of hazard pay is a commemorative patch for a ship they already wrote off

Distressed typewriter-style white text reads "WANTED : BEN RICHARDS" and "CALL THE TIP LINE AT" above "1

Smaller white sans-serif bold text reads "JUST KIDDING" at the bottom

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flanked by two small muted sage-green pine trees

Keep Earth Clean It Isn't Uranus - Women's T-Shirt Size:2XL Corporate's idea of hazard payAstronomy teachers have spent decades pretending Uranus is just a planet, and nobody's buying it anymore. Wrapping a butt joke in earnest Earth Day packaging is the only form of environmentalism with a 100% engagement rate. The Details: Light blue distressed text reading "KEEP EARTH CLEAN" arcs above a cartoon illustration of Earth with blue oceans, green continents, and white clouds, encircled by a dashed orbit line with green leaf sprigs on each