Smartass University - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Heather Red with "EST" and "1900" flanking

with "EST" and "1900" flanking a small baseball

Bold white block text below the border reads "I AM EXPERT" above a pink underline accent

holding a small cocktail in her raised hand

" with a small orange-red star below

Inspired by Ocean's Thirteen

Smartass University - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Heather Red with "EST" and "1900" flankingSmartass University accepts everyone, which says more about the admissions board than the applicants. Tuition is free but the social cost is enormous. The Details: Arched distressed white block text reads "SMARTASS" above a collegiate shield crest containing a donkey, flanked by a ribbon banner and laurel branches in weathered white ink. Large block text reads "UNIVERSITY" directly below the crest. Smaller distressed text at the bottom reads "WITTY"