Vernon's Gym - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:2XL Cooking for a crowd requires

Cooking for a crowd requires the dead-eyed calm of someone who stopped caring three Thanksgivings ago

"Pan down" remains the two most morally reckless words ever uttered at a homecoming carnival

Bombing at a Vegas diner with an Enlightenment bit is peak Mikey

but the evidence keeps piling up in their inbox

flanked by small stylized clouds

Vernon's Gym - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:2XL Cooking for a crowd requiresVernon opening a gym called "Train to Crack Skulls" is peak bluster from a man whose toughest moment was cornering Bender in a closet with no witnesses. Shermer's saddest strip mall finally has an anchor tenant. Inspired by The Breakfast Club. The Details: Arched distressed white text reads "VERNON'S GYM" above a cartoon portrait of Vernon in a yellow tank top curling a dumbbell, flanked by "SHERMER" and "ILLINOIS" in white and two yellow stars.